OKIE-SURREALISM
is where Poetry & Politics
Play Horseshoes Left-Handed, on Rollerskates, in a foot of Snow while drinking a Beer and Yodeling. May prove toxic to Liberals, who should try it in small doses first to test for reaction. Progressives who insist on entering this mud rasslin' pit in spite of this warning might as well dial 911 in advance.Thursday, January 29, 2004
SPORTS Update
Metropolis of Amarado Tournament of Champions
In the final game of the grand Metropolis of Amarado Tournament of Champions on New Year’s Eve the score was: Skins 0, Shirts 0. Since this was a Liberal Event, no score was kept, no one player was allowed to score more than any other player, fouling was not allowed and losing was abolished so nobody won.
They will have their next tournament on Valentine’s Day if they can find the basketball which seems to have disappeared during the second quarter though no one noticed at the time. It was not until after the game had been officially declared over that the manager noticed the ball was missing as he was gathering up the game gear.
In the final game of the grand Metropolis of Amarado Tournament of Champions on New Year’s Eve the score was: Skins 0, Shirts 0. Since this was a Liberal Event, no score was kept, no one player was allowed to score more than any other player, fouling was not allowed and losing was abolished so nobody won.
They will have their next tournament on Valentine’s Day if they can find the basketball which seems to have disappeared during the second quarter though no one noticed at the time. It was not until after the game had been officially declared over that the manager noticed the ball was missing as he was gathering up the game gear.
