OKIE-SURREALISM
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Play Horseshoes Left-Handed, on Rollerskates, in a foot of Snow while drinking a Beer and Yodeling. May prove toxic to Liberals, who should try it in small doses first to test for reaction. Progressives who insist on entering this mud rasslin' pit in spite of this warning might as well dial 911 in advance.Sunday, March 12, 2006
Come Back Little Squirrel!
Spring one day! Winter the next. That picture on the left captures this morning's view out my window. Gone are the spring loving, dancing squirrels that came by last week to delight and entertain.
I live in a place that has seen snow about three times in the past ten years and then usually only a skiff. Just enough to be entertaining, but weather possessing the good manners to quickly disappear after all and sundry have had the opportunity to "Ooo" and "Awe-e-e-e" and then be done with it.
If I wanted to live in this kind of insanity I would move back to Eastern Oregon where I grew up. I HATE snow. I live in CALIFORNIA. I should NOT have to put up with this kind of crap. It is the middle of March, for Crissakes. I've had about all this goddamn Global Warming that I can stand.
To top it all off that goof-ball Elmer Thudpucker came by this morning with a new report he'd received in the mail that supposedly proves this weather was caused by Bush-Cheney. He has some new theory he’s kicking around that this late spring snow is designed to keep the price of heating oil and gas and propane up high for their oil baron buddies. I expect Thudpucker’s not the only moonbat out there that will buy into it.
In case you just wandered in here and missed the diddling squirrels post just scroll down a couple or three posts.
